Shooting in Honduran shoe factory claims 18 soles [Sad]

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Berlin's toilet tours growing in popularity, quickly becoming the number two tourist attraction in the city [Strange]

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News: Two dozen fires rage through Detroit, destroying hundreds of homes. Fark: Who knew there were hundreds of homes left in Detroit? [Scary]

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Your wife may be crazy if she tries to to burn your boat, go-kart and Jacuzzi because she didn't like you watching a Jennifer Lopez movie (w/ "yep, penis went there" mugshot) [Florida]

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Photoshop these men in a propelling career [Photoshop]

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New Jersey Transit unveils "quiet cars" on trains, where self-monitoring commuters can do work without being disturbed by loud cellphone jabberers, leaky iPods, or guidos [Obvious]

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Attention admins, mods, and other queue-meddlers: I am a sovereign of Farkistan. Your red lights do not apply to me. You have no jurisdiction to deny this submission [Unlikely]

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Egyptian Presidential candidate blames rivals for hacking daughter's Facebook page, publishing photos of her drinking alcohol, wearing bikini. George Bush nods in sympathy [Amusing]

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Woman gets ultimate revenge against boss who fired her from her job: She marries him [Florida]

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Two asteroids just discovered last Sunday will pass Earth inside Moon's orbit tomorrow. Everybody still has time to panic [Interesting]

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British fail to understand the Tea Party. This is not a repeat from 1773 [Obvious]

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Secret Service arrests fraud suspect, discovers $1540 tied to his scrotum with a shoelace. And how big are your balls? [Amusing]

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Your study habits are wrong [Advice]

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Two legs, two arms, severed torso found inside shark's belly. So far, no one has had the guts to claim them [Scary]

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The school missing 8 year-old Kyron Horman attends is "saving a desk for him" in hopes he will be returned safely to those that care about him. Man, I really need to dust my apartment [Followup]

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Quit even trying to blend in while on vacation - Europeans can always spot a fat, loud American [Interesting]

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Photoshop this unstable statue [Photoshop]

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Can't decide whose turn it is to walk the dog? Do you (c) stab your father [Florida]

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Airline pilot discusses how he saved a 747 with a stuck rudder from plunging into the Pacific, fondness for gladiator movies [Scary]

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Pro Tip: Don't call 911 three times to report that someone stole your booze. That's a jailin' [Florida]

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Things Canada beats the U.S. on: hockey, health care, quality of life, and kids who don't go to school [Fail]

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Cool: Artist photographs the same McDonald's hamburger and fries every day for 137 days. Fark: There is basically no change [Sick]

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Not even warnings from General Petraeus can deter Pastor from commemorating 9/11 Anniversary by burning Korans. This should end well [Dumbass]

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John Lennon's killer denied parole for the sixth time. Well, it was worth a shot [Obvious]

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OMG, Pwnies [Silly]

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Although she looks nothing like Robin Williams or the cross-dressing character he plays in the movie, cops insist on calling a female bank robber, "Mrs. Doubtfire Robber" [Strange]

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Lawyer tells client that she is channeling the spirit of his dead wife and the dead wife wants them to have sex. Somewhere Lionel Hutz is taking notes [Strange]

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Washington Post attacks Jack Kimble (R) of the 54th District in California. Despite the fact that he nor his district exists seems to matter [Fail]

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80 year old Army vet arrested for talking to his plants and even giving them names. Who calls an eight foot tall pot plant "Don" anyway? [Sad]

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"They were then held against their will and forced to dance until police arrived" [Spiffy]

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Rodney King engaged to one of the jurors who awarded him $3.8 million. Is that how it works nowadays? [Sappy]

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Florida's finest manages to shoot himself with taser during arrest [Florida]

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Early 20th century beer tunnel found. Hopes are high for a bacon cave to be found nearby [Cool]

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Chicago's mayor Daley will not run for re-election. Voters will have to vote for someone else three times [News]

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Jehovah's Witnesses seek protection from outspoken views of "the new atheists." Relax guys, it's not like they're knocking on your door trying to hand out "learn to be godless" pamphlets [Obvious]

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HOA removes 150-year-old headstones from local graveyard because they didn't conform to standards. To be replaced by white placards flush to the ground, killer clown dolls, and child-abducting TV sets [Asinine]

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Woman stung 500 times by wasps, mostly by insulting her shoes, lack of Ivy League education [Scary]

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Q: What's with Google's homepage today? A: We don't know. That's fine reportin' there, Lou [Stupid]

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Non-word "refudiate" gets perfectly cromulent number of online searches [Sad]

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Just so you know, bathing in the restroom of a Five Guys is now a capital offense [PSA]

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Vancouver to install 3D speed bumps that look like children. Somehow they think that'll make people drive SLOWER [Stupid]

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Politician's son demands apology from in-flight magazine that called him a murderer, since all he did was order the murder of that judge [Dumbass]

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Texting your ex-wife while hiding in a cardboard box in her closet is apparently a violation of your four restraining orders [Dumbass]

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Man tries to put out his burning house with a garden hose to save his reptiles. Do police A) help him put out the fire, B) call the fire department, or C) tase him [Ironic]

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News: Woman breaks husband's nose. Strange: follows up assault with breaking-and-entering a middle school. Fark: Naked (with do-not-want pic) [Amusing]

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NO CAPES [Dumbass]

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Helicopter parent crashes, jailbreaking DNA, and the fit has hit the Shan: Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week from 8/29 - 9/4 [FarkBlog]

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Marathon runner reaches the finish line [Sad]

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As the recession deepens, more and more Americans are embracing Depression-era values like frugality- and we're willing to shell out big bucks for any piece of plastic crap that promises to help us do it [Ironic]

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The Earth doesn't care if you're a locavore, drive a hybrid, or have a negative carbon footprint. Humanity will go extinct because of our inherent tendencies for fecundity, greed, and willful ignorance [Obvious]

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